hmmmm.....

ok.

not quite sure what to write here, but i am being pestered by my very beautiful and very persuasive friend, lisa harries.
this is her, she is the one who is not me!

lisa is very beautiful, but she is also an exceptional blogger, very much better than i am.
so i will begin.

now, i just was thinking. i was looking at my cat. she is at this precise moment sprawled across my bed, and she is in the same position that she was in 3 hours ago. this is her in a more awake state
i just had to poke her to see if she is alive (dont worry ladies and gentlemen, she is very much still breathing). now i love my cat very much, and i like to think of myself as her human mummy. not her actual mummy, because then i would be a cat. This sentance very nicely leads me on to my topic of the day.

what if i was a cat?!?!

now cats, as we all know are not the most exciting of creatures. i love them very much, but all they seem to do is sleep!
that seems like a bit of a boring existence. however, i would quite like to sleep for long periods of time. it would be quite refreshing.

in the periods that i was awake, about 4 hours everyday, i would probably amuse myself with lots of exciting pasttimes. these would include - 1. chasing invisible things around the house. I have always wondered why cats do this. surely they know that there is nothing there! but it still seems to amuse my cats for hours!
2. lying in wait for my owners round corners, or in dark alcoves, then pouncing on them, like a tiger would. because all cats aspire to be tigers in secret. this is my theory anyway.
3. eating. this needs no explanation.
4. finding comfy spots of floor or earth for my next bout of sleeping. I personally would love to go to sleep in strange places, with no trouble in dropping off. I admire cats for this.
5. cleaning myself with my tongue. it has to be said, this is a lot less hassle than having a shower.
6. playing crouching tiger hidden dragon in long grass. without small children looking at me strangely.
7 catching small creatures and playing with them, before eating them for dinner. You just dont see vegetarian cats, ever.
8. meoiwing at my owner for no particular reason, other than to get their attention.
9. making friends with the other cats in my block. because its best to keep the competition friendly, because if you have a cat ike incident, like losing all your teeth, then you need to have minions to hunt for you, break the food up with their teeth, then feed it to you with their little paws!
10. and finally cuddling with my owner because they are theones that give me food and shelter, and let me play with them.

in the course of writing this blog, my cat has arisen from her slumber and came to carry out number 10.


i swear she knew that i was writing about her.

cats are very psychic.

an introduction to me

hello, i am courtney. i am the un-blue one in that picture. my good friend lisa harries told me to get a blog, maybe because she has seen a sample of my blogging skills on my myspace page, and was amazed.
or, more likely, she wants to get as many people on here as possible.
now, on myspace, i am an occasional blogger, as in i blog every few months or so. my blogs are the inner workings of my mind (a sample title being "i wish i was four again" ) if you wish to check them out go to http://www.myspace.com/courtney_dudette.
i will try and do the same thing on here, maybe a bit more frequently.

so thats the introduction part over.

my mind is right now thinking how the mento/coke reaction works. there must be some sort of reaction going on there right? but. if a reaction goes on, surely it would do the same with other fizzy drinks. so why dont others try it? is it because coke is such a big global corporation? but if that is the case why dont they use sprite??? somewhere some how someone ws biased towards coke, and it stuck. but coke is not the nicest drink, so why would you want to boost it with a minty sweet? i mean its a yucky drink really. i dont like coke, incase you cant tell.

also, you know that video where they do the coke/mento reaction. how on earth did they time that one??? i mean, it must have taken so much planning! but, i suppose you have to be quite sad to think it up in the first placereally.


one thing i have learnt today, is to never snort sherbert. it hurts very much.
that is the only thing of use that i learnt, even though i have been at school for the entire day.
ah the education system.

ok, so that would be my first blog.

over and out